Jokes
There were three wizards and a dragon. The dragon said, “I’m going to eat you.”
The first wizard said, “No. let’s make a deal. If we each tell you something we think you can’t do and you do all of it, you can eat us.”
The dragon agreed to the deal.
The first wizard said, “Go to the barn and eat 16 rooms of hay.” The dragon did it.
The wizard guy said, “Drink half an ocean of water.” The dragon did it.
The dragon gave an enormous burp and the third wizard said, “Colour that green.”
The three wizards lived happily ever after.
How do witches tell time?
With a witch watch
Why did the Cyclops give up teaching?
Because he only had one pupil
This witch wanted to marry a lost soul.
I don't know what possessed her