Wiz Magazine 2/23/14 | Page 11

Fake Interview

Today we have a special guest for our interview, the one and only: Merle Ambrose!!

Q; So, when did you decide you wanted to be headmaster?

A; Probably when I was a young boy and I looked up at the headmaster and though, "My, my, what an honorable man."

Q; What school are you?

A; I cannot tell you, young wizard.

Q; Hmph, fine. What's your favorite world?

A; I like the calm and peacefulness of Wizard City, but all the worlds are fine with me.

Q; What do you think about Gamma?

A; I think he is a great companion, although he could talk a little less.

Q; What do you think about Bartelby?

A; I think he looks better with one eye. He is very kind, but sometimes I end up in Krokatopia when I want to go to Avalon.

Q; Who is the most villainous wizard you know?

A; We are all villainous at times, it is when you choose to be villainous that makes you a villain.

Q; What world are you from?

A; That is for you to decide.

Q; When is your birthday?

A; I'd rather not talk about my birthday.