Wiz Magazine 2/12/13 | Page 12

Jokes

Sign outside a witch’s store: “Witch’s parking only! All others will be toad!”

What reality TV show could a dragon star in?

Hoarders!

What do you call a happy fairy?

A Merry Fairy

How can you put a helephant in your fridge?

You open the door and put it in.

How can you put a dragon in your fridge?

Open the door, take out the helephant, and put the dragon in

Ambrose called all of the monsters to see him do a magic show, but one didn't come, what animal was it?

The dragon, because it was still in your fridge