Wiz Magazine 1/29/13 | Page 7

Jokes

What held together the Wizard's magic book?

The Spell binding

Why did the wizard go to the hospital?

He had a staff infection

What did the wizard put on the no parking sign?

Violators will be toads

What kind of car does a Wizard drive?

A Ford Hocus Focus

What did one wizard joker say to the other?

"You're kraken me up!"