Wiz Magazine 1/22/13 | Page 7

Jokes

1. What do you call a wizard from outer space?

A flying sorcerer

2. Who did the wizard marry?

His ghoul-friend

3. What is a wizard’s favorite subject in school?

Spelling

4. What do you call 2 wizards who live together?

Broom-mates

5. Wizard #1: Why did you stop PvP'ing with my sister?

Wizard #2: Well, would you play with someone who is mean, obnoxious, a sore loser, and rips up all the cards?

Wizard #1: No, I wouldn't.

Wizard #2: Yea, neither would she…