Wirral Life March 2019 | Page 77

W MEDICAL L SPLIT-ENDS, BOTOX AND BLEACHING. BEAUTY SALON OR COLOPROCTOLOGY CLINIC?? BY PROFESSOR CONOR MAGEE MD FRCS, CONSULTANT SURGEON Over the last thirty years surgery has evolved into what we call sub-specialty practice. Traditionally a General Surgeon operated on all parts of the body. In the 1940s it was not unusual for the same surgeon to be able to operate on a broken limb, remove your stomach and treat your prostate (or womb!) painful. The textbook description of the pain is like a knife up the bottom. However, as operative techniques and perioperative care improved it became clear that the best results were seen by those specifically trained in one area. Today we have urological surgeons (kidneys, bladders and prostates), orthopaedic surgeons (bones and joints) and many more specialties. Unlike cuts or tears anywhere else in the body, fissure- in–ano is notorious for poor healing. The reason is the bottoms response to pain is to clam up tight - this reduces the blood supply to the tear. The lack of blood supply and oxygen (ischaemia) delays healing. And of course the pain and tightness will make constipation worse - which means the passing of a motion is harder… and a vicious cycle is established. This combined with the embarrassment that patients have of discussing bottom problems means misery for many. I was trained as a General Surgeon and my specialist area is upper gastrointestinal surgery - but the commonest specialist area is colorectal surgery. Colorectal surgeons deal with the colon and rectum (obviously) but they also are experts in proctology - diseases of the bottom. For years the standard treatment was to divide the tight muscle away from the tear (lateral sphincterotomy) in a small operation to allow healing to take place. Although this is sometimes required, today colorectal surgeons have leveraged the weapon of the beauty therapist - Botox. Admittedly, it may not be as sexy as say Transplant Surgery- but bottom complaints are amongst the most common and debilitating diseases. In fact, one of the most famous hospitals in the world - St. Mark’s in London was founded by Frederick Salmon in 1835 as “The Infirmary for the Relief of the Poor afflicted with fistula and other diseases of the rectum”. He did this to treat conditions he considered 'the most distressing that can afflict our common nature”. Charles Dickens was an early sufferer and benefactor to the hospital! Botox is a miracle of modern science - it is actually the deadly neurotoxin that causes the disease Botulism. Botox blocks the neuromuscular junction preventing muscles from contracting. The same muscles that cause wrinkles cause the tight sphincter. Injecting Botox relaxes the sphincter. It is quick, simple and very effective in curing fissure-in-ano and has transformed its management! One of the most excruciating bottom conditions is a Fissure-in–Ano. This is literally a split end! The lining of the anal canal is torn, normally by the difficult passage of a constipated, hard stool. The tear exposes exquisitely sensitive nerve fibres and makes passing a motion incredibly But Professor Magee, you haven’t talked about bleaching? Believe me you don’t want to know…. Remember, if you have any bottom complaints - please see you doctor. Don’t suffer alone - we can help. Professor Conor Magee is Consultant Surgeon at Spire. wirrallife.com 77