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retiree Q and A
When is a retiree's bedtime?
Answer: Sometime after he falls asleep on
the couch.
How many retirees to change a light bulb?
Answer: Only one, but it might take a couple of
days.
What's the biggest gripe of retirees?
Answer: There is not enough time in the day!
Why don't retirees mind being called
Seniors?
Answer: The term comes with a 10% discount.
Among retirees what is considered formal
attire?
Answer: Tied shoes a t-shirt with a pocket.
How many WORK days ARE IN A
TYPICAL week?
Answer: 6 Saturdays, 1 Sunday , I guess