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Ethel and Earl

Earl and his poker buddies were
bragging about their sex lives.
"Can you still do it?” Dave asked the
group
I have sex with my wife at least
twice a week. How about you?"
Jacob asks of Earl.
"Oh, I would say almost every night
of the week!" Earl replies
"Almost every night?"
they questioned
"Yup!” Earls says confidently,
“Almost Monday, Almost
Tuesday, Almost Wednesday....."