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Ethel and Earl
Ethel and Earl were celebrating Earl ’ s birthday with family and friends . Earl just opened a gift of a stainless steel , vacuuum sealed , kevlar banded , YETI Insulated Beverage Cup . Everyone was all excited over the gift , but Earl was a little confused at all the fuss , not realizing this cup is the latest “ must have ” fashion accessory with a cost of over $ 50.00 .
He later ask Ethel why is this thermos so special and she explains , “ This one cup keeps hot things hot and cold things cold for over two hours .”
The next morning , Earl is on his way out the door and Ethel notices he has his new cup with him and she asks , “ What do you have in there ?”
Earl responds , “ Two cups of coffee and a popsicle .” continued on next page