Wiregrass Seniors Magazine August 2017 AUGUST ISSUE | Page 18

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Ethel and Earl
Earl and his buddies were driving home from
their hunting camp and the conversation led
to the guys bragging about their respective
sex lives.
Jim proudly proclaims that at his house, it’s a
weekly thing.
Then Mike speaks up and says that him and
his wife still partake on a monthly basis.
Earl, grinning from ear to ear, boasts, “I
don’t care what yall do or don’t do, me and
my wife, Ethel, are intimate only one day a
year!” Still grinning from ear to ear.
Mike asks totally suprised “If you two make
love only one day a year, what do you have to
be so happy about?”
Earl says with a huge grin,
“Today’s the day!”
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