Winter Garden Magazine December 2018 | Page 36

HO HO HOl ding It Toge ther Audrey Costa ’m one of those weirdos who wish I could walk into people’s homes during the holidays and see how much better they might be living than me.  I want to see their perfect kids pristinely dressed in red and green plaid button downs and cable knit sweaters, their folded laundry, kitchen sinks clear of crusty dishes reeking of sour heaven-knows-what with the absence of empty wine bottles dead on their side after being guzzled down from a hard day’s of work to pay for a nice Christmas.   I can tell by their manicured lawns and white light-lined cottage homes that they must have it together. café Americano, I think, “She’s holding the pieces of her life together somehow better than those of us who are too verklempt to make it through the holiday madness.  What’s her secret?” By what scientific or divine power I’ve come to that conclusion, I don’t know; but I immediately reflect on where I am on matters like parenting, money, health, and the lifestyle that might separate my particular hot mess from hers.  Somehow in that nanosecond, I’ve assumed they’ve mastered life and that their issues must be managed neatly in an accordion folder at their beachfront estate where their personal chef dishes up the finest holiday fare.  False thinking, no doubt, but like everyone else, I get absorbed in my financial shortcomings, insecurities, and lust to create the best holiday to be blinded by the fact that I have it together enough to live a really amazing life – whether or not the mall elves are checking me out. I love the majority of my life, and the other parts I just wish were better so I could have it really good. But when I see other families merrily shopping, especially poised women perusing the non-clearance sections, chatting it up with a friend, and ordering a venti peppermint That might sound strangely self-deprecating, but really it’s not uncommon because there’s a chance she’s looking back at me wondering the same thing. In a way, we’re all looking at each other admiring those who appear to lack cares of the world and have a nice balance of it all.  I 36  | WINTER GARDEN MAGAZINE | DECEMBER 2018