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Attend Convention Like a True Roman

As convention rapidly approaches, I've devised a list of 5 ways to attend this convention, although it's virtual, like a true Roman.

South Gubernator Pierce Bruner

1.Bring your favorite toga

While this may be simple, you need to make sure you have the right toga. This must be a pristine white, and must be washed in urine several days before, for that perfect look.

proof from OJCL convention 2019: a good toga makes all the difference.

While this may be simple, you need to make sure you have the right toga. This must be a pristine white, and must be washed in urine several days before, for that perfect look

2. Bring some snacks

If you can, try to get your hands on some peacock meat or mice with honey. If not, black bread with garum will suffice. This should be enough to hold over until a tradional Roman meal of figs, sea urchin, oysters, and then, of course, apples and honey. honeythe right toga. This must be a pristine white, and must be washed in urine several days before, for that perfect look. If you decide on a tunic, remeber it must be knee length with a belt, not too flashy, not too old, around the waist.

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