FUN POINT

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A family of mice were surprised by a big cat.

Father Mouse jumped and said,“ Bow-wow!” The cat ran away.

“ What was that, Father?” asked Baby Mouse.

“ Well, son, that’ s why it’ s important to learn a second language.”

Tharun goes to the doctor and says,“ Doctor, wherever I touch, it hurts.”

The doctor asks,“ What do you mean?”

Tharun says,“ When I touch my shoulder, it really hurts. If I touch my knee- OUCH! When I touch my forehead, it really, really hurts.”

The doctor says,“ I know what’ s wrong with you- you’ ve broken your finger!”

A Chaini was in hospital. Tharun went to meet him.

Chaini said“ CHING CHONG, MOU. CHU CHA” & died.

Tharun went china 2 know the meaning, which was:-

Idiot, remove your leg from oxygen pipe.

FUN POINT

Tharun

Tharun: Teacher, can I go to the bathroom?

Teacher: Little Johnny, MAY I go to the bathroom?

Tharun: But I asked first!

Tharun: Teacher, when I stand on my head the blood rushes to my head, but when I stand on my feet the blood doesn’ t rush to my feet. Why is this?

Teacher: It’ s because your feet aren’ t empty.

Doctor: Hello, did you come to see me with an eye problem?

Tharun: Wow, yes, how can you tell?

Doctor: Because you came in through the window instead of the door.

While filling up application form: What should I write against mother tongue?

Tharun: Very long.....!

WINSPIRE: Empowering youth | March, 2017