42 FUN POINT

Teacher: If a lion is chasing you, what would you do?

Tharun: I’ d c l i m b a t r e e. Teacher: if the lion climbs a tree?

Tharun: I will jump in the lake and swim.

Teacher: if the lion also jumps in the water and swims after you?

Tharun: Teacher, are you on my side or on the lion’ s?

FUN POINT

Principal: What’ s the difference between a teacher and a train?

Tharun

Father: If you get bad marks, relatives will insult you.

Teacher: Where are the Great Plains located? Tharun: At the great airports!

Tharun: A teacher says,“ Spit out that gum!” and a train says,“ Chew! Chew!”

Tharun: If I get good marks, my friends will insult me.

Twin brother were in a same class. Teacher asks them to write their father’ s name.

They wrote different name.

A teacher was shocked and asks them why you wrote the different names.

They reply;” Now you won’ t say that we cheated”.

Teacher: Students draw a picture of bacteria.

Tharun: Here it is Mam!

Teacher: Where? It Is Blank.

Tharun: you told that bacteria cannot be seen with naked eye!

During an English lesson, the teacher notices that Tharun was not paying attention to him.

Teacher asks,“ Tharun, join these two sentences together.

• I was cycling to school.

• I saw a dead body.”

Tharun after thinking for a while says,“ I saw a dead body cycling to school.”

A mother noticed Tharun praying at temple.“ Please, God,” Tharun kept saying.

“ Bless my father and my mother and make Hyderabad the capital city of India.”

“ Why did you make such as strange request?” the mother asked.

“ Because that’ s what I wrote in my Geography test this morning!”

WINSPIRE: Empowering youth | February, 2017