40 FUN POINT
Teacher: Why does ' The Great Wall of China ' features in the ' 7 Wonders of the World '?
Tharun: Because it is the first and only Chinese product which lasted for so long.
Grandfather to Tharun: " Go hide! Your teacher is coming as you bunked school today!"
Tharun: " You go hide... I told her YOU PASSED AWAY!!
Teacher: Which is your native place?
Tharun: Maharashtra madam.
Teacher: Can you spell it?
Tharun: Actually my native place is Goa.
Teacher: " Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?"
Tharun: " The moon ". Teacher: " Why?"
Tharun: " The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we don ' t need it ".
Tharun reading newspaper..
News: " Indian athlete lost gold medal in long jump "
Santa comments: Idiot!! Who told him to wear gold medal while jumping!!!
Thraun and Varun are walking on a road, and they find a 1000 rupee note lying down.
Tharun: What should we do now?
Varun: We ' ll take 50:50.
Tharun: What about the remaining 900?
Teacher: What’ s the meaning of Attention Deficit Hyperactive Disorder? Tharun: Bamba ' lakkadi Jimba. Teacher: I don’ t understand anything you said. Tharun: Same here.
Teacher: Why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
Tharun: You told me to do it without using the tables.
Teacher: How old is your father? Tharun:: He is 6 years. Teacher: What? How is this possible?
Tharun: He became father only when I was born.
WINSPIRE: Empowering youth | December, 2016