said. A DISTANCE. Also, there are
Ikthians up here. We don’t know how.
We don’t know why. And we don’t
particularly want to go ask them.
Please don’t ask us any more about
it. And definitely don’t ask them.
Well, that’s about all we have time
for on the surface of Farside. For
information on the subterranean
eco-domes, please do nothing,
you’re not permitted to go there,
ignore all information you may have
heard about super-intelligent AI
through the vacuum like fish through
or biome destroying technology.
yourself “Well boy howdy, magical
the deepest of oceans. And from
So remember to have fun, and that
wordy screen. With all this stuff
what is either science or magic,
literally everything about this barren
that’s not here, there must be tons
huge rock giants stomp through the
rock will go out of its way to kill you
of room for new exciting stuff that
crags – truly a marvellous sight to
in ways you didn’t even know about.
an air snortin’ atmosphere-lover
enjoy from a distance. A distance, I
But now you’re probably asking
like meself will be blown away
By Sam Wheatley
by.” Well, you’re right. Meteors.
For legal purposes, we have to
tell you that there are meteors.
Everywhere. And they will kill
you if you stand underneath
them. So please, look up.
There’s also fascinating wildlife to
observe, a significant percentage of
which will not try to kill you provided
you stay out of its territory. Beautiful,
luminescent, floaty things roam this
moon’s surface. With no atmosphere
or significant gravity, they wade
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