GUIDE
VACATIONERS GUIDE
TO FARSIDE
Salutions! Whether you came for pleasure, business, or punishment, you now find yourself
200 kilometres or so above the surface of Nexus, hurtling towards its most popular moon,
Halon! - more specifically, on the colonised sector colloquially referred to as “FARSIDE”.
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his document will highlight
breathing type, please equip your
the exciting world of
provided Atmospheric Resemblance
with the appropriate life-giving
legally mandated warnings, so
Helmets* now! Useful for breathing,
equipment, please mail the
let’s jump right in and address
maintaining temperature, and
included invoice to your nearest
all the breathtaking sights
communicating in the vast
Protostar replacement branch.
you’ll see upon landing.
emptiness of the vacuum. If you’ve
You will be mailed a replacement
brought any pets or steeds with you
Atmospheric Resemblance
to this exciting rock in the sky, don’t
Helmet within four to six days.
But before that, let’s talk about
what’s not there. Air. There is no
worry, we’re fairly certain they can
air, oxygen, or atmosphere of any
hold their breath for long enough.
*if you have not been supplied
kind in Farside, so if you’re the
Also not included: Gravity! Yes,
those long days of having to drag
your feet through the soil, the
force of an entire planet bearing
down on you are now a thing of
the past! On Farside, gravity can
be as little as 1/5th of Nexus’! You
can leap large buildings in a single
bound, skip merrily across miles
of landscape without touching
the floor, and throw yourself from
large bluffs without hav [