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                            Frustrating  aggravating     irritating  upsetting   discouraging  disappointing  etc.   are  all  adjectives  that  describe   my  feelings  about  group   projects.    I’ve  always  been  told   that  “There  is  no  ‘I’  in  the  word   team”,  however,  there  can  be  an   F,  D,  C,  B,  or  an  A  depending  on   how  well  the  group  functions  or   malfunctions.    So  the  question   becomes  “How  do  I  survive  a   group  project  without  cougin   it?”         I  have  thoughts  of  withdrawing,   dropping  out,  developing  a   terminal  illness,  and  being  hit   by  a  car    before  I  accept  the   ultimate  reality  that  once  again   I  am  destined  to  participate  in  a   group  project.    Invariably  the   group  consists  of  a  collage  of   misfits,  perfectionists,   procrastinators,  slackers,  and   know-­?it-­?alls.    Three  weeks       Rule  19:    Surviving  Group  Projects   By:  Kelly  Rogers   before  the  project  is  due  phone   numbers  and  email  addresses   are  exchanged  with  participant   promises  of  routine   communication  and  early   completion.    The  road  leading   to  our  success  never  seems  to   deviate  from  its  predetermined   path  complete  with  detours  and   potholes.         Three  days  before  the  project  is   due  group  communication  is   established  and  the  countdown   begins.    Incorrect/unused  email   addresses  and  disconnected   phones  have  become  a   problem.    Individual  sections   are  incomplete  and   accountability  is  nonexistent.         At  this  point  the  know-­?it-­?all   takes  over  dictating  format,   style,  and  content.    The  slacker   could  careless  and  the   perfectionist  is  about  to  blow  a   fuse.    Two  days  before  its  due   the  procrastinator  starts   researching  his/her   contribution,  the  know-­?it-­?all   and  perfectionist  are  not         speaking,  and  the  slacker  could   still  careless.             The  final  24  hour  countdown   begins  with  the  realization  that   time  is  running  out  and  there   will  be  no  sleep  for  the   participants.    Twenty-­?three   hours  later  with  the  help  of  a   case  of  Red  Bull  and  3  pots  of   coffee  the  project  information   has  been  compiled,  the  final   presentation  put  together,  and   we’ve  managed  one  rehearsal   presentation.    The  final  hour  is   upon  us  and  the  presentation   begins.    We  stumble  through   without  questions  and  wonder   if  anyone  was  even  listening.     Oh  well,  it  is  over  and  I  promise   myself  I  will  never  do  another   group  project  –  until  the  next   time.       13