What's Really Going On? VOLUME 1, ISSUE 1 | Page 26

OTHER FAN ART Encore is a play, inspired by Michael Jackson, written by Kay Poiro. I don’t think Kay intended for this play to be a comedy, but it turns out to be pretty funny at the end. Finally, Michael Jackson gets the last laugh. Eventually he would win. The name of this play is very fitting. Take a bow Michael and Kay. James, who thinks he’s Michael Jackson, finally got his reward. “Earth provides enough to satisfy every man's needs, but not every man's greed.” ~ Mahatma Gandhi~ Dark stage. DR. BENNIE JAMES, late 40s/ early 50s, lawyer, 21st century Judas, and dermatologist to the stars DR. BENNIE enter with flashlights. Behind them are KIKI, 30s, ditzy nurse and JO, tall, white woman. All but Jo carry cardboard boxes. You’re still here? JO Well, when James said the usual suspects were going back to the ranch, I thought, what a story! “Lawyer James and Dr. Feelgood- Dead Wrong”. Ever heard of someone literally being scared to death? JAMES (sings) “It’s close to midnight, something evil’s lurking in the dark...” KIKI KIKI That’s not funny. Do you know what my horoscope said this morning? “Tragic events”. I’m a Cancer. Cancers can’t handle tragedy. This stuff is really heavy. I think I’ll just set it over here... She stumbles around the room JO Anyway, James, this anonymous caller calls and says what, exactly? DR. BENNIE JAMES He said there’s another will. KIKI (to Jo) You’re full of it. Guys? I don’t think I can hold these much longer! DR. BENNIE There’s always another will. Another will, another lawsuit, another lost recording... JO Say what you want, but ten grand says he shows up tonight. JAMES Damn the records. This is about the cash. James returns with more boxes JAMES Dr. Bennie and Kiki look around, nervous Even if he did, how would you know? He went from a black man to a white woman in the span of twenty years. Nice work, by the way. JAMES Tell me you guys don’t buy that “haunted house” shit. He claps the uncomfortable Dr. Bennie on the back DR. BENNIE (quickly) DR. BENNIE I just came ‘cuz I want to look around one last time. And maybe ride the Ferris wheel. Seventeen years and I never got to ride it. First of all, there isn’t going to be a headline because this place isn’tKiKi drops the boxes with a thud. Dr. Bennie jumps. JAMES JAMES Whatever. You play Peter Pan, I’ll find the will, get rid of it and get the hell out of here. Did I mention how gorgeous you look tonight? He tries to touch her, she smacks his hand away DR. BENNIE You’re going to get rid of it? JAMES Anybody know why there’s KFC in the kitchen? They all search through the boxes JAMES Unless it’s in our favor, of course. Don’t worry, man. Don’t you always get your cut? KIKI James leaves That used to be his favorite food. What if he’s...? KIKI (from behind the boxes) DR. BENNIE He’s dead, Kiki. Where can I put these? JO And you know this because... JO Hmm? Wonder what your cut’ll be this time? 26