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The Magnetic Compass!!

Are you lost in the wilderness, unable to escape the inevitable death that creeps up on you and this magazine is the only valuable thing left in your possession?

Well look no further!

Introducing the Magnetic Compass!

This little thing actually harvests the powers of the magnetic awesomeness from the north and south pole of the Earth, informing you which way you are going whether it be north, south, east, west. So now you’ll NEVER be lost (other than at this very moment seeing as you don’t actually have one)! Next time you’re not lost stop by your local General store and get your state-of-the-art Magnetic Compass!