Washington Life - October 2015 02 | Page 70

SPECIAL FEATURE | %1&%77%(367(-6)'836= DIRECTORY Photo Caption DCWITHOUTEMBASSIES AFANTASYSCENARIO–ORISIT? Photo Caption BY ROLAND FLAMINI Photo Caption Photo Caption Photo Caption Photo Caption Photo Caption Photo Caption I n late 2016, a group of European countries facing serious economic problems following the collapse of the euro amalgamated their respective embassies in Washington with their U.N. Missions into single diplomatic operations based in Manhattan. Left behind were the Photo Caption Photo Caption embassy brass plaques as a symbolic presence, and a number of service apartments and hotel suites available for visiting diplomats. Within six months, other embassies had seen that – after initial American huffing - the relocation had done no lasting harm to the bi-lateral relations of the departed Photo Caption Photo Caption missions, and a real exodus began -- greatly helped by the timely introduction of a new high- speed rail service bringing Washington closer to New York City than Pelham, N.Y. A sea of For Sale signs went up on Photo Caption 70 Embassy Row and elsewhere as some 180 foreign missions attempted to unload various residences and chanceries. In a buyer’s market, what had started life as Millionaires’ Row before the Depression and then became Embassy Row was Millionaires’ Row again as the grand ambassadorial mansions were snapped up by leaders of the computer aristocracy. A fleet of more than 6,000 cars with diplomatic plates flooded the used car market. A number of Washingtonians cut off suddenly from their transfusion of embassy receptions and social functions had to go into therapy to treat their withdrawal symptoms… RELAX! Not Happening -- except perhaps in Mayor Muriel Bowser’s worst nightmares. Not yet anyway. Embassies enrich a country’s capital, culturally as well as financially. Yet in these days of terrorism and advancing technology who can say when nations might decide to substitute holograms for human diplomats? Holograms need neither food nor shelter; they get paid no salary, and no lives are lost if they get blown up. Not that there’s any sign of ambassadors with briefcases being replaced by ambassadors inside briefcases. Washington’s diplomatic community is growing still. In 2001, 169 foreign missions employed a total of 9,681 personnel, according to a study prepared at the time by George Mason University for the National Capital Planning Commission. Their combined payroll and non-payroll expenditure totaled $547.67 million, or three percent of Washington’s $57.2 billion Photo Caption WA S H I N G T O N L I F E | O C T O B E R      | washingtonlife.com P H OTOS BY TO N Y P OW E L L Signature Theatre’s Sondheim Gala at the Italian embassy. in 2014. Photo Caption Photo Caption