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“ CBS announced that season 33 of‘ Survivor’ will be called‘ Survivor: Millennials vs. Gen-X.’ It ' ll start in September, and end 20 minutes later when both teams realize there ' s no Wi-Fi.”
—“ The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon,” May 19
“ Today was Super Tuesday where states like Pennsylvania, Maryland, and Delaware hold their primaries. Seriously, we have to stop calling these Super Tuesdays. Nothing super has ever happened on a Tuesday in Delaware.”
—“ Jimmy Kimmel Live,” May 5
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