Washington Business Fall 2013 | Page 18

The Water Cooler “Interestingly, polls show that most Americans say they don’t like Obamacare — but they love what’s in it. It’s like the opposite of a McNugget.” — Jimmy Kimmel, host of ABC‘s “Jimmy Kimmel Live” (1) “Yes, apparently the healthcare.gov website has 99 problems but a glitch is ALL of them.” — “The Daily Show” host Jon Stewart on the problem-plagued federal health care website. (2) “The Republicans are pointing the finger at Democrats and the Democrats are pointing the finger at Republicans and the American people are pointing the middle finger at both of them.” — “Tonight Show” host Jay Leno on the federal government shutdown (3) “Right now more than 800,000 government employees are no longer getting paid. Don’t worry. Every single member of Congress still gets paid. You are right to hiss and boo, my friends.” — CBS “Late Late Show” host Craig Ferguson (4) “I know it is a cliché to call him a feckless turd, but he really is.” — State Democratic Party Chair Dwight Pelz “Dwight Pelz has been one of my favorite people that I’ve interacted with, honestly. He is the other side of the coin of me. He likes to get out there and throw the bombs.” — ­ Initiative promoter Tim Eyman Exchange of pleasantries between State Democratic Party Chair Dwight Pelz and initiative activist Tim Eyman. Pelz announced in September he will retire in February 2014. (5) 18 association of washington business