Crocs
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The social implications of
wearing crocs
Wearing crocs
The epidemic of 'Crocs' hit us in 2002 and the world has never been the same since. The meteorite of this 'Croslite' material had the population reeling especially in the world of the inter webs. This malicious brand of foot wear has to be stopped and the realization has begun among medical associations. Hospitals around the world, including in the US, Canada, Sweden and Austria, have introduced bans on staff wearing Croc-style shoes because of safety concerns, they cause static electricity and are easily pierced by sharp objects. The nurses argue that the blood comes off the Crocs easier than standard trainers, but i say if you continue to wear Crocs you will be wading in blood and you wont just be getting it off your crocs.
Crocs is like fashion suicide and i know George w. Bush and Jack Nicholson alike were both fans of Crocs with socks and that is where the mainly middle aged men of our world have been gaining their fashion advice from. If you ask me not the best place to look. In jacks defense an interview recently after he was sighted in the hideous apparel he mentioned he hadn't had sex and now we all know why. He was wearing mardi gras themed footwear which resemble that of a crocodile snout, snazzy hey? and you are wondering why women turn, scream and run when you have your lovely wool socks pulled up calf high, wearing your plastic technicolor footwear that would more likely suit a four year old girl in her princess outfit, smeared in dirt from mud cakes, your khaki coloured shorts, a polo shirt and your wide brimmed hat...