Vive Charlie Issue 5 | Page 32

Fatima is a wonderful lady, she cooks, cleans, and puts out as commanded by Allah. N.B. Fatima insists on a different wig each day, but it’s nothing a burka won't sort.

Aisha has a great personality and sense of humour. She is a little adverse to mobile phones after having her face burned off for using one in the streets of Pakistan.

Ahmenia makes the best halal bacon sandwiches this side of Saudi Arabia and is a professional ass model on the Hollywood scene. Looks great in hot pants, in the privacy of your own slave cave.

This is a message

to Hollywood. We are

executing this kafir as a

penalty for the last Batman

Movie. It really sucked ass so

we are doing this to prevent

a sequel with him