A fatwa banning women from touching bananas and cucumbers....
The religious directive forbids women from handling bananas or cucumbers, because their phallic shape may "make them think of sex," according to The Times of India.
"If women wish to eat these food items, a third party, preferably a male related to them such as their a father or husband, should cut the items into small pieces and serve," the cleric dictated.
Carrots and zucchinis pose a similar threat, according to the Muslim decree.
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