Round one of the galactic jihad goes to the Evil Emperor. Next week in Speech Wars, the Secular Alliance will attempt to expose the Evil Emperor as a facilitator of the even darker side through independent news channels and social media. Will the Emperor buy up shares in these organisations to stop them? Will the even darker side threaten the powers that be with oil price increases and watch them shrink like salted slugs?
Find out next week in Speech Wars episode four.
Commence bombing
run now men. Make sure you target the flying horses and moon cutting swords
Roger
that squadron
leader
What news from Planet
Hebdo Admiral Bush?
They are fleeing
and screaming like frightened school
girls Master
Good, good. Now we're
going back to Earth to prevent
the Secular Alliance from revealing
I'm taking bribes from oil barons
to censor the news in
their favour