Episode three. The dhimmi droids and the evil Emperor Murdoch's plans have escaped the clutches of Emperor Murdoch and are safely on their way to the Secular Alliance on Earth. Meanwhile, the Emperor's attention is focused on stopping the spread on blasphemy laws throughout the galaxy, to preserve his evil media empire.
Moe is preparing to embark on his galactic jihad with his Jihadi Knights and is heading to planet Hebdo where the Emperor has laid a trap and lies in wait.
I'm taking my half
moon star destroyer to
planet Hebdo to pick up a
package, then the genocide
will commence
Make sure you
behead, burn or crucify everyone that stands in
your way
What about converting
them to Islam?
Allan says you have to
strike fear into the hearts of the unbelievers
What about raping?
We can't do galactic jihad without rape
That's one of the pillars of
Islam, so you rape and take as
many sex slaves as you want
Hmmm I'm sure Allan
said the earth was rolled out
like a carpet??? Gabriel must
have mistranslated the text from Allan. Happens a lot in Islam...