Vive Charlie Issue 5 | Page 25

would all be holding hands and singing Kumbaya by the end of the day.

So to stave off the cognitive dissonance the Greens decided to reinvent the criminal code. Terrorist is no longer defined as ‘act or threat intended to advance a political, ideological or religious cause…’ Nope! Now, according to senator Wish-Wilson, terrorism is anything which creates terror – except the Muslims of course, that goes without saying. The definition includes ‘…any soldier in any country can be seen asa terrorist by their enemy, and the word “terrorism” is a word we should consider not using…’ I don’t think he has ever been to Iraq, but it’s hard to tell since it sounds distinctly like he has picked up that definition from the streets of Mosul.

Then there are the conspiracy theories! Conspiracy theories abound in Green rhetoric. Last September the AFP conducted raids across 3 states. According to Senator Waters, the purpose of these raids was not to avert terrorist attacks. It was to ‘soften up’ the public for the impending legislation to broaden surveillance powers. The fact that 11 people have been charged over these raids does not seem to register in the collective Green brain. And we shouldn’t worry about saving lives, we should wait for them ‘to commit a crime and then arrest them.’ Do I need to explain the implications of such a ludicrous assertion? I wonder if she applies the same reasoning to paedophile rings.

And last but not least it was, of course, a green who initiated the lie that sparked #Illridewithyou. Most of you are familiar with the story but it needs to be reiterated that a) the Muslim on the train has never been found. b) Rachel Jacobs updated her status on facebook after a mere glimpse of a woman in hijab. Then, perhaps she had a pang of conscience and tried to enact the lie she had just told. Suffice to say, by her own admission, she did not sit with the woman on the train, has no idea why she took her hijab off and admits they had a ‘wordless conversation’. So she did not in fact say, ‘I’ll ride with you’. Personally, I don’t believe the Muslim woman exists.

since they are reliant on Israel for power, school funding and some patient care. And in their blind support, Hamas is never mentioned. Israel are the only terrorists. And where do they choose to hold such demonstrations? Not the sensible option – the Israeli embassy – but a Jewish chocolate shop! Oh, well what else can you expect from a party in full support of the Gaza Ark which transgressed the Israel blockade fully laden with none other than international human shields? I think they were genuinely surprised when Israel attacked it.

This denial of terrorist attacks as Islamic and denial that a single Muslim terrorist exists in Australia is demonstrated by a complete wall of silence regarding the Sydney siege perpetrator.

It’s as though Monis didn’t exist and similar foiled plots didn’t happen. And perhaps they should button their lips about Monis since he was a refugee and the Greens are in strong support of an endless stream of unverifiable Muslims who have been showing up in any manner of rickety old boat since the 1970s. Prior to this, multiculturalism was just getting on its feet, now we find ourselves in a situation where we simply cannot tolerate Islamic practice because of its habit of treading on children’s/animals'/women’s rights. And they simply won’t tolerate our culture, begging the question of why they wish to come here in the first place. But the naiveté doesn’t stop there. When you hear the protestations of humanitarian aid to the Yazidi, and the complete failure to recognize or even mention our terror threats, you get the impression that the Green solution would be to send a team of social workers to ISIS for a spot of counseling and we