I’m told Moe has
been getting help from Allan because we bought up all the sex-slaves for his followers
Yes Master, Allan
is cunning and ruthless.
I used to be his apprentice
until he fired me
We will have to deal
with this Allan too
Allan is just a puppet Master, Bernard is the
brains behind Islam
Bernard? Is that the
72 ton, fire breathing monster from Muslamic hellfire?
No he’s a multi coloured
flying terrapin
My spies tell me
Moe has assembled an army of Jihadi Knights for
his crusade to enforce blasphemy laws throughout the Galaxy
Yes Master, these 5
legions of Storm Troopers
are ready for departure
to face him
We must stop the
spread of Islam at all costs. Their blasphemy laws will kill free speech and ruin my
media empire
It will be tough Master,
Islam offers great perks like
12 virgins, a permanent erection and rivers of
wine in Paradise
12 virgins,
I thought it was 9?
He keeps promising more
to gain more followers. This promise of war booty sex slaves has really swelled his numbers
What of our plans to
lure Moe to planet Hebdo with virgin slave-boy Owned Jones?
No Master, we will strike when he is amongst satirical cartoonists. They are like Muslamic Kryptonite and his powers will be weakened
Very well Master, I
will see to it personally
Jihad-e-Bay confirms
Moe has paid for him and will pick him up on Hebdo
in a week
Command the artists to
prepare Moe billboards and magazine covers. We must let him see that free speech will not be suppressed on Hebdo
Is Moe aware that
Hebdo is populated with artists armed to the teeth with pencils and paper?