Well hello Moe, you racist,
homophobic devil, what can
I do for you sexy?
I’m here to buy Owned
Jones, and all your other kids, for a Bacha Bazi party I’ve got planned
You’re too late, I’ve just sold them to the Emperor’s traders
I’ll have to see if
they’ve put them on Jihad-e-Bay
as I’ve promised millions of my followers infidel sex slaves
What can I do Allan?
Emperor Murdoch has bought
all the kids and you told me
to promise my followers
unlimited sex slaves
Tell them you are taking
them on a killing spree across
the galaxy and they can have
sex slaves as war booty
But my followers are
always rapey as we’ve not invented burkas yet
Just tell them that new
starters only get goats, I assure you it will be popular
SELL
Jones? NEVER!
The Emperor
commands you sell him all your 6 to 9 year-old boys
and girls
We’ll chuck in
free Sky TV too
OK, but just one last
lick, white slaves taste like strawberries
Come here my pretty