Tell me what you
know of this Islam and its motorcycle messenger Moe
It’s really bad
shit Master, it makes us look
like choir boys. If we’re the dark side then they’re the darker
than dark side
Yeah but I ruin people's
lives daily and destroy planets with my death star
To compete with Islam
you’d have to behead and rape everyone that buys other people's newspapers
Emperor Murdoch has heard that Islam and Moe could be a threat
What of
this Moe? tell me
of his plans
He’s on his way to
cut the Moon in half, then, by the sword, he plans to spread Islam throughout
the galaxy
A sword will be
no match for our death star
He has a
magic moon-cutting
sword Master
What are his weaknesses?
He’s a pedophile,
so young boys and girls. To lure
him in I’ve dispatched traders to Abbott the Hutt to buy her slave
boy, Owned Jones
A long time ago in a cave, far, far away, a devious fallen angel whispered sweet nothings into the ear of a genocidal pervert. Since then his word has been killing free speech all over the world. Hungry for more power and territory, Moe intends to spread his blasphemy laws throughout the Galaxy. Evil Emperor Murdoch is aware that blasphemy laws will kill free speech and cripple his media empire and he is determined to stop Moe.
Each week the dark side will battle against the
even darker side until there is peace in the galaxy.