Vive Charlie Issue 3 | Page 18

Tell me what you

know of this Islam and its motorcycle messenger Moe

It’s really bad

shit Master, it makes us look

like choir boys. If we’re the dark side then they’re the darker

than dark side

Yeah but I ruin people's

lives daily and destroy planets with my death star

To compete with Islam

you’d have to behead and rape everyone that buys other people's newspapers

Emperor Murdoch has heard that Islam and Moe could be a threat

What of

this Moe? tell me

of his plans

He’s on his way to

cut the Moon in half, then, by the sword, he plans to spread Islam throughout

the galaxy

A sword will be

no match for our death star

He has a

magic moon-cutting

sword Master

What are his weaknesses?

He’s a pedophile,

so young boys and girls. To lure

him in I’ve dispatched traders to Abbott the Hutt to buy her slave

boy, Owned Jones

A long time ago in a cave, far, far away, a devious fallen angel whispered sweet nothings into the ear of a genocidal pervert. Since then his word has been killing free speech all over the world. Hungry for more power and territory, Moe intends to spread his blasphemy laws throughout the Galaxy. Evil Emperor Murdoch is aware that blasphemy laws will kill free speech and cripple his media empire and he is determined to stop Moe.

Each week the dark side will battle against the

even darker side until there is peace in the galaxy.