Vive Charlie Issue 2 - Page 6

ISIS demonstrating the new, more

tolerant, caring, logical side of Islam

It seems ISIS, not content with their prophet plagiarising the Bible and Torah, are now stealing ideas from Monty Python's “The Holy Grail". When the villagers were preparing to burn a witch, the wise Sir Bedivere intervened using the logic, “If she weighs the same as a duck, she's made of wood and therefore, a witch".

ISIS have used this logic by deciding only to hang gays that can fly, and how do they test if they can fly? That’s right, they throw them off tall buildings.