Vive Charlie Issue 2 - Page 28

London-based Shiite cleric Abdallah Al-Khilaf said that a Wahhabi fatwa permitted sodomy as a means to widening the anus in order to insert explosive capsules in it. Al-Khilaf claimed that a Wahhabi sheik had said that although in principle, sodomy was forbidden, "Jihad is more important. It is the pinnacle of Islam. If sodomy is the only way to reach this pinnacle of Islam, then there is no harm in it."

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This iconic photo is of Fatima from a porn shoot for the Islamic Razzle. This is your chance to get a real life porn star as your very own sex slave.

Little Aisha is only 5 years old, so if you don’t mind thighing her until she is a fully grown woman of 9 years old then get her bought.

All the way from the hills of Pakistan we bring you the goat of all goats, Sally. She is trim, obedient, never talks back and as tight as a mouse’s ear.