Vive Charlie Issue 2 - Page 21

We are beheading Perez

bcoz he is stealing our limelight and

you kafir are hating on him instead of on

Islam. This is effecting our status as

victims and must stop.

You can't kill me,

this is the Perez Show and

the show must go on

I know it's OK to behead

infidels because it commands us to

do it in the Quran, but are you sure

it says you can rape the headless corpse afterwards Asif?

By popular demand, Jihadi John has visted the Big Brother house this week

New ISIS recruit, Jamil from Cardiff, is missing out on some of the pleasures of Jihad because he can't read Arabic and has only read the English translation of the Quran.