Vive Charlie Issue 19 - Page 26

Davey old boy, we’ve got ourselves into a right old Eaton mess on expenditure this month. The champagne and caviar bill is going to push us well over budget

Don’t worry Georgie old

boy, we’ve got the cover of austerity so we can cut anything we want to ensure the taxpayer gravy train keeps rolling for us. You’ll think of something old boy

Hmmm, who’s expendable and sucks up public cash?