Vive Charlie Issue 19 - Page 21

He has a

nicer bum than

my husband

He’s a war

criminal and

should be

shot

He’s a

Tory

Ok my little

lovely, what’s your

second question?

I won’t be backing

any Blairites, what do

you think of Tony?

OK, my first

question is, if you

were leader of the Labour Party what would you do first?

I'd appoint

my husband as

my right hand

man

I'd scrap all

our nukes and

join Hamas

I'd adopt

all the Tory

policies