The
Adventures
Of
Prophet Moe
And
Jihadist Joe
Joe: The holy month of Ramadan means we fast during daylight hours and gorge on food and drink all night. Moe: We need to make sure that nobody is cheating and punish those we find eating in the day.
Joe: I’ve received reports from Raqqa that some kids have been breaking their fast so we are heading over there at top speed to check it out. Moe: Thankfully I’m the prophet of Islam so I can suck young boys’ tongues.
Joe: The reports we received were true, these kids had the audacity to drink water during a heat wave because they were dying of dehydration. Moe: There are no exceptions in Islam that’s why we have crucified these kids. It’s the same rules for everyone except me, because I’m the prophet of Islam and Allah told me I’m special and get special privileges. That’s why I have more than four wives and I can break my fast. Joe: Allan Ackar!!!