I’ve packed
away my Zionist ray
gun for this week and I’m going to practice my Jew Jitsu moves, then a bit of shape shifting to see if I can get peace loving Hamas blamed for attacking Israel
These high
kicks are handy
for knocking figs
out of fig trees and
Palestinian rockets
out of the sky
Like all shifty
Jews I can shape
shift into anything
I want and then undertake activities
to make Muslims
look bad
I’m going to
become a soldier
of Allah and sneak
into Gaza and fire rockets on Israel to make peace loving Hamas look bad
OK, now
I need to find
some rockets
All I had to do
was pop into the
local mosque and then the UNRWA hospital and
I found loads of rockets. Once these hit Israel, they’ll retaliate
against Hamas