The
Adventures
Of
Prophet Moe
And
Jihadist Joe
JOE: Welcome back everyone. This week Moe and I will be paying a visit to Libya, Moe will be spending a day at the beach and I’ll be heading to the southern border to practice Islam.
MOE: I’m heading to the beach to chop off some Christians heads, you turn south to meet our brothers with your AK47.
JOE: Well if they won’t pay the jizya or convert to Islam what choice do we have?
MOE: I’ll shout Allan Ackbar a few times and that’s your cue to start filming and hacking off their heads. Lets see if we can turn the sea red like last time because that was a nice touch of class.
JOE: OK boys, we must make sure we follow the Quran. To strike fear into the hearts of the unbelievers we must film the massacre and post it online with a message that this will be the fate of all unbelievers.
MOE: How did you get on? We shot a great movie that’s going to be a front runner to win Muslamic movie of the month. We got in 72 Allan Ackbars!!! JOE: Yeah, but be fair, you had the idyllic scenery and were able to demonstrate the Muslamic art of beheading, we just popped a cap in their heads.
MOE: At the end of the day we both chalked up 15 unbelievers each and got one step closer to global peace.
JOE: LOL, yeah, and the beauty of it is, that it had absolutely nothing to do with Islam.
MOE: Allan Ackbar