I'd cancel
my direct debits
for third world
charities
I’d give you
another “once
in a generation” referendum
I’d provide
you with the
bricks to rebuild
Hadrian’s Wall
I’d ensure
everyone in Scotland had
a second
kitchen
Boris
Johnson
Independence
Collective
misery
What lengths
would you go to,
to get into bed
with me after
May 7th?
OK my sweaty
little Jock, one last question, then it’s make your mind up time
Sum up your
vision for the future in one or two words