Everybody has heard the story of an illiterate camel train raider that had regular visits in his cave from an Angel who was passing on messages from the one true God. We are here to fill in the gaps, so the resulting book starts to make a little bit more sense.
Allan is the one true God and Moe his motorcycle messenger. Allan texts messages to Lucifer who then dresses up as Gabriel and delivers them to Moe. The real twist in our tale is that Allan’s pet terrapin Bernard is the mastermind behind it all.
LOL, that will bend his
head. You know he’s got a superiority complex and hates
Jews and Christians
Jews are apes,
Christians are pigs,
Jews are apes, Christians
are pigs, Jews are apes,
Christians are pigs & don't
forget the raisin heads