If I wanted to get to the bottom of the story it seemed I better get into the medical facility in the prison, time to become ill.
Before that I decided I better get the story so far out so I bribed a woman about to be released to take the story to my editor.
When I say bribed, I mean I told her he'd pay. I hope he isn't so tight that he refuses.
(Editor's note: This was received in our office the other day. We have heard nothing from our reporter since and when we approached the prison they denied ever having anyone of that name incarcerated. We hope to bring you good news and maybe the rest of the story in the next edition.)
TO BE CONTINUED