"Alice, could you tell me what this scu--defendant did that she's clearly lying about?"
"She was offering a man sex in exchange for money saying something about needing money for food from Louie she said she'd need $10 in exchange for the panties stating that she may want seconds."
I muttered to herself "Do I look that cheap?" just as the other prisoner laughed "that is sooo cheap." making me blush.
The judge suddenly looked up
"Oh right. And her panties were under the truck. That's right I remember! Anything else sis?
"
"I think that is about it." the other cop replied.
I breathed a sigh of relief that at least the panties wouldn't be displayed as evidence.
Then the two of them produce a big bar of chocolate and share it leaving myself and the other prisoner salivating whilst they enjoy it.
Finally after they have bonded over chocolate the "jus=dge" turned back to me.
"Right, well, I was there. You're guilty."
I almost started to protest but then bit my tongue knowing things wouldn't get better.
"You are going to spend seven days in general population. Consider yourself lucky."
"Very lucky I'm sure Miss. Justice strikes again."