I was re-cuffed to a post and the cop wnet up to the judge's seat and banged the gavel
"Court's in session. Defendant, sit down and state your name."
I jumped in shock "Are you the judge? This is a frame up."
"I'm sitting up here with a gavel aren't I?"
"But but but you're a prosecution witness."
"So, refusing your trial then?"
The other prisoner muttered under her breath
"Like we can refuse anything?"
"Just saying it’s a fix, I'm innocent but nobody cares." I replied shrugging my shoulders helplessly.
The judge sighed a bit reading the file.
"So, you're being accused of Prostitution and public intoxication. You may plead guilty, not guilty or no contest. How do you plead?"
"Not guilty. I was chatting about the price of fish with that guy and I'd only had a couple of beers hours earlier."