THE ARREST
As I reluctantly stripped the two cops chatted.
"You know, I always find it funny how quickly whores get shy."
"It really is funny considering their occupation."
As I finally finished stripping the cop pointed to a yellow square painted on the floor
"Stand there, hands on the wall, legs spread".
Think I'm going to describe the physical exam? Let's just say it was thorough with some male guard giving a running commentary. And then I'm expected to pee in a bucket!
"Hmmmm the sample shows alcohol."
"I had a couple of beers earlier in the day." I grumble.
"Right add Public Intoxication to the charge sheet."
At least it looked like I could have a shower after all this humiliation but the moment I'm in it; these probes come out of the floor and penetrate me. Actually it felt quite good but I sure wasn't going to let on to that lot.