I was hanging out with a guy I vaguely knew in Castle Rock, at the tables round the back of Big Louie's burger van. It was near the end of the month, so I was a bit short of cash - hey, have you seen the state of the newspaper industry lately?
Anyway, I didn't have the change for a burger and coke so was kidding with the guy about buying me a meal.
"I'll buy you a meal in exchange for your panties."
"Need to think about that ... Meal first, panties afterwards."
"No way, panties first."
"OK, we do a deal; you give me the $10 as I give you the panties."
I ducked behind the van to slip my panties off and just as we were about to complete the exchange two female cops appeared from nowhere.
"Oh look we have a prostitute." said the first grinning and waving her baton.
"No, not at all we were just chatting and I said I was hungry, honest" I stuttered trying to surreptitiously slip the panties under the van.
"I was standing nearby and heard a lot in fact I was standing behind right here when he gave you money in exchange for doing dirty things with you." added the second cop.
Just to help matters the guy chips in."Not my fault officers, she offered herself to me." Men eh?
"Yup, heard it too. Naughty girl indeed." the first cop added. "Come over here and put your hands behind your back."