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LEONARD SHAPIRO (2) Member Clubs amputation of his right arm following a near fatal fox hunting accident. “I think that’s what makes it so interesting,” said Andrew Stifler, a long-time and now retired school administrator and fundraiser who has become the Whackers assistant commissioner, responsible for rounding up the foursomes and reporting all the scores for VSGA handicap purposes. “It’s really a very diverse group. We had one player who had a stroke and needed to be driven up to every tee box and green so he could get off the cart onto a flat surface. He took a little extra time to put on a special glove that attached to his club so he could swing. But no one ever minded. It’s a very tolerant group.” Recently, one Whacker was not very tolerant of a course that had recently punched all 18 greens, lost most of its grass in the fairways during a debilitating heat wave and had not replaced washed out sand most bunkers. A retired lawyer/litigator, he went into the pro shop and respectfully voiced his and other Whackers’ displeasure with the sorry state of the course. The general manager apologized profusely and gave every player a coupon for a free round of golf. Case closed. Malcolm Matheson is the Commissioner and one of the Whackers’ three original founders. A retired Washington businessman and long-time resident of The Plains, he’s also the much-beloved and widelyrespected Master of the Orange County Hounds, a fine horseman who adores fox hunting as much he enjoys chasing birdies and the occasional eagle. Matheson cuts a most distinguished figure atop a hunting horse; on the golf course, he’s a tad more of the frustrated everyman golfer, particularly after a botched shot. He’s definitely not just yelling “tally ho.” The Whackers were started in 1997 by several members of the Chevy Chase Club, including Matheson, who had also moved west to Loudoun and Fauquier counties. They began meeting at two Leesburg venues, Westpark, a public course, and the Lansdowne Resort. Before long, they were having so much fun, they began inviting other pals to join them and the group began to grow. Why Whackers? “I’m not really sure how that started,” Matheson said, “but that’s what we do, right?” These days, the Whackers play an eclectic mix of public facilities and private clubs, vsga.org Assistant commissioner Andrew Stifler rounds up the foursomes and is responsible for reporting scores. It’s a diverse group in terms of skill level, ranging from a few single-digit handicappers to players in the upper 20s, and occasionally higher. including VSGA member clubs Evergreen in Haymarket, Loudoun Golf and Country Club in Purcellville and Millwood Country Club, a mostly obscure nine-hole gem in a tiny Virginia town “over the mountain” from Middleburg in rural Rappahanock County. That course was built by farmers in the 1920s and has many quirky holes, some pocked with unforgiving granite boulders that often come into play, seeing as they stick up right in the middle of several fairways. Club members have been known to take their dogs along as they make their way around a course that has no practice range save for a couple of modified batting cages. There’s no pro shop, bar or restaurant and most club business is done on the honor system, from signing up for carts and green fees to taking a beer out of a well-stocked refrigerator. The Whackers are more than happy to have their post-round sandwiches provided by the nearby Locke Store in Millwood, another country jewel that does a huge business in gourmet sandwiches and other delectable items. Lunch is a big part of Whacker Wednesdays, a chance to talk about making monster putts, startling saves from the sand or 250-yard drives (not often). Matheson said as far as he can recall, there’s only been a single Whacker hole-in-one, and he should know. He made it himself at the 16th hole at Evergreen a few years ago, but N OV E M B E R / D E C E M B E R 2 0 16 | V I R G I N I A G O L F E R 11