MyTURN
by JIM DUCIBELLA
Sensor’s Message:
Golfers who elect to drink on the course can use a
device to test their blood alcohol level.
couldn’t make out what the golfer said after
he whiffed the shot and cascaded head-first
into the water because the cameraman was
cackling so hard.
There’s the drunken woman who
drove into a bunker and told the course
superintendent