Village Voice June/July 2012 | Page 21

a message ‘Card declined – please check with your card issuer’. Well I don’t want to brag, but that’s never happened before, so I rang the bank. Eventually spoke to a real person. I wasn’t the first-named on our joint card, so of course they couldn’t speak to me, but luckily PH was sitting next to me, engrossed in some hobby or other. As always, he was delighted to put down his paintbrush to speak to the bank. It turned out that the bank had stopped the card because they had some suspected fraud on certain accounts. On being told that yes, we had made the purchases in question that day, they switched it back on again. So, back to the hotel chain. Re-submitted the details, and was told ‘Sorry, we cannot process your request at this time – please try again.’ After two more attempts I went to the ‘Contact us’ page. It refused to forward my complaint when I could not give it a reservation number. How could I when I hadn’t been able to make a reservation? It was at this point I noticed that at the very bottom of the complaints page it said ‘We advise you not to make repeated attempts to submit your card details, as you may be charged more than once’. I scoured the website for a phone number – it was not to be found anywhere – in fact they had a statement in the small print that said ‘We prefer you not to telephone us’ (or words to that effect). rate offered on the website was not available by telephone. By this time, I couldn’t have cared less, but I took the trouble to request a confirmation invoice and spelt out my email address. By the next day, when no email had arrived, I rang my old friends at the hotel chain for an explanation, giving my brandnew, hardly-used reservation number. It turned out the lad had misspelt my name, and the email had whistled off into the ether, never to be seen again. My new friend apologised, but she couldn’t readdress and resend the invoice. The computer apparently did not allow it. But that was OK because if I went on their website (!) followed the trail to the ‘old’ website, and from there to ‘request a VAT invoice’, I could view my invoice and print off a copy. Which is when I discovered that, in addition to giving me the wrong initial, it had addressed me as ‘Mr’. If only I could persuade PH to speak to the bank again, we could find out exactly how many times we’ve been charged for our three-night stay in Cambridgeshire, but I guess we’ll have to wait until the next credit card statement arrives. Belle Walker I hadn’t realised I was commenting on my progress out loud, until PH said impatiently ‘Here: I’ve looked up their number – ring them!’ An initially helpful young man took my complaint and eventually asked if I would like to book with him. I did so, and discovered at the end that the preferential 19